Ashes downunder

So the knives are out for England's cricketers and management. The only real fault had been raising our expectations for this tour. On reflection it has progressed in much the same manner as all but one of of the previous Australian series this century. 

Unfortunately the plain matter of fact is that Australia did the basics better. They took their catches and gave less ducks.

The first test was a bit of an outlier. The only person who batted in any sense was Head in the second innings and by all accounts it was a T20 innings. However England should of had a plan. But when you are defending 200 in a second innings you can't afford to let anyone get in. 

Their was an element of self sabotage in the second test. The 5 dropped catches allegedly cost 143 runs which does bring the 1st innings defecit down somewhat. Still would have left Australia around 200 to chase. Very achievable as the 1st test proved. So there were also 4 batsmen in the first innings that failed to trouble the scorers. Ducks happen especially in the tail. Even so it did put a lot of pressure on the rest of the line up.

In the third test England failed to reach 300 in the first innings. Had they achieved a higher first innings total they woukd not have left themselves so much to do in the last innings. And we gave a pretty good stab at chasing 430. A bit more application from the batsmen early on migjt of led to a closer result even a victory. 

So in summary Australia have obviously played the better cricket and they have done it by doing the basics better. 

The knives are out for the management team but I think it is premature. The ECB must not pay heed to folk that have played their cricket firmly in the past i.e. all the British press. Keeping Mcullum et al until the next visit of England, they would at least be run by a team that has experience of a tour. 

Economics and the art of dog walking.

 

In today's world of harsh economic realities, I have found myself behoven to create an elongated tale to explain to you, the general public, how our officials try and negotiate the world around us so that we may put artisanal lava bread on our expensivley polished oakwood dining furniture. 

All right I am being both patronising and sarcastic but bear with me. 

I was out with my dogs this morning and by the time I arrived home I felt that most walks I have with my canine beauties are of profound allegorical importance and I can extract life affirming lessons that would help the world to gain insight on the world we live in.

Aim high!

So my allegorical tale starts just before the front door . There are only 3 important financial forces (I made that up I just happen to have 3 dogs- just come with me on this).

The first force is the big one. It is the big dog! This one needs a firm hand and a strong leash for if you turn your back on it for one second it will disappear into the woods and run amok. We shall call this dog Inflation. Do you see where I am going with this?

This dog takes a bit of time to get it girdled up in its harness the other 2 dogs, lets call them Growth and Consumer Confidence are less difficult once this has been achieved. Growth is a little bundle of energy that pleases itself, starts fights with bigger and uglier dogs and only chases half the balls you throw for her. Consumer confidence is a shy little rescue dog that has probably been abused in a former life and is now scare of its own shadow, growls at all and sundry and will make a run for cover if any big dogs such as Inflation take any sort of interest in her. 

Once Inflation is shackled the other two dogs come to the lead more oblingly and Consumer Confidence does get excited at the prospect of fresh air and the chance to have go to the toilet. Growth doesnt care as long as it tastes of chicken.

And so our economy bounds down the avenue of possibility until we reach the park of harsh economic reality. Growth and Consumer Confidence can be let off leash soonest and can be trusted to look after themselves but Inflation must only be allowed out if the coast is clear and free from the tyranny of the St Bernard of Depression (Inflation goes to town on that one) and the Shitsu of Authoratative Regulation. A spoilt brat of a dog never let off its lead by its poorly directed owner who then tells you how badly trained all your dogs are. Inflation takes lumps out this one.

How am I doing so far

So Inflation can be let off to run as longas it takes growth with it but always under the control of the squeaky ball of Interest Rates. A few quick squeezes of this ball and Inflation returns to my side. all the while Growth and Consumer Confidence just trot about sniffing and doing all the other things dogs do in parks. 

And so as you meander around the park of harsh economic realities whilst keeping your charges in sight or at least able to respond you can then return home safe in the knowledge that your economy has progressed in a safe and orderly fashion.

Never relax though because you never know when the Staffordshire of chaos will erupt onto the scene. Allowing Inflation a little rough and tumble is all very well but when Inflation pisses off into the woods and Chaos turns its attention to Consumer Confidence you have to act quickly and leash Consumer Confidence because she will just bolt for home and cross the lane of Perpetual Jeopardy without a second thought.

Edging closer to Consumer Confidence with out her running away is quite a trick and might involve telling her that you are headed in a different financial direction and when she finally turns in you direction she can be leashed and brought to safety

Growth, meanwhile doesnt care what its doing as long as it tastes of chicken

However you sometimes have to grab what you can and hope as you run after Consumer Confidence that there is no object propelled to flatten her.

Did I tell you I had 3 cats?

It's at this point that the black cat called Assets decides that it wants to run alongside Inflation, Growth and Consumer Confidence and you must just leap across the Lane of Perpetual Jeoperdy and hope your Assets follow you and remain intact. 

There you have it. Economic and financial activity as seen through eyes of 3 canine lovelies!

Plus ca change - Labour's Early Days

 Let there be light

This summer the UK made  a major change, Just as the rest of the western world seemed to be fighting off right wing idealists from power, The UK dumped its right wing grouping and took up with a more left wing group called the Labour Party. Left wing? Sometimes. This government is hardly distinguishable from it's predecessor however. 

The UK has (in my mind unbelievably) returned not one but 3 Conservative Prime ministers and that doesn't include the the two holders of office who didn't gain their position in a general election. They are good at that the Conservatives, changing governments without managing to go to the people for an opinion.

Anyways...

There was little exuberance upon the election of this government compared to the advent of Blairite versions.  perhaps the world the Labour party exists in today is different to those times. The financial landscape is for definite. Tony Blair had a much better economy than Keir Starmer to play with. but the reason for the lack of enthusiasm was that it isn't very clear exactly what the incumbents philosophy s on how to improve the lives of its subjects. 

we haven't finished paying for the economic crash of 2008/09, Plus Brexit and now Covid.

Heads up, I am a remoaner at heart. I still cannot see what it is that the political Barmy Army of Johnson and Farage thought we would be better off with. All we seem to have done is reopen wounds in Northern Ireland and make it harder for food supplies to reach super market shelves

So what can be done?

Well infrastructure is always a good one. It is deemed acceptable by those that would lend us money to do so on the back of building things. Things like railways, bridges, improved public transport, communication/telecoms/internet. 

As a for instance going North / South in this country is quite good compared with anything that wants to go East/West. Upgrading railways between Manchester, Birmingham and Leeds would be my choice. If money can be found for one line in London (Elizabeth Line) surely the regions could be helped out too.

I am a proponent of hi speed trains but the current plan for the UK is beginning to look like a horse that the infamous committee designed. Not reaching anywhere and not long enough to make much difference to the travel time. The reason costs have escalated is largley down to the dozy Conservatives pandering to the Not in My Backyard Brigade and have had to use a heap more tunnels than was originally envisaged.

I know AI has been talked about. I am afraid I will have to investigate how that will benefit before I engage in pushing it.

Borrowing costs are going up across the world so better make sure it is for stuff we can use 

Governments like a little bit of inflation and a lot of growth. Inflation means that money borrowed becomes less challenging as its relative worth declines and growth means more tax income to pay for it.

So lets see what happens next  

What Happened Next

Rachel Reeves - the current incumbent for Chancellor of the Exchequer for the UK, delivered a speech in late January an analysis of this speech can be found here. It more or less makes my blog entry redundant. There are also links to some BBC articles pointing out the lack of obvious investment in the North East Of England. Also making my blog entry redundant.

So what can I add? 

Not much truth be told

I did do a blog which has links to a phenomenon called Zipfs Law. The law basically states that London is basically too big. Or rather the other cities in the UK are too small. London has become a super massive black hole at the heart of England as it just sucks in ALL resources, finance, agriculture, people - well almost everything.

The danger for the rest of the UK is that the rest of the country will effectively wither and die as London will gravitate EVERYTHING to it. 

It was one of the reasons used for NOT building HS2 as it doesn't bring The North of England closer to London more like the north becomes closer to London. Yes I know it amounts to the same thing but what I am trying to get at is that rather than giving the North access to London it gives better access for London to reach out and usurp local services and facilities and bring the work to London. 

As I said in the earlier blog was that the government is the only organisation in the UK capable of taking the UK in a different direction or at least negating the worst of the black hole effects. Better east west transport links of all kinds is a place where that could be applied. Better rail across the Pennines better communication between Manchester and Leeds. Better public transport provision in Leeds. The last city does not have a Tram Service for instance. These sorts of investments can transform cities if done right. 

I am not sure how Sheffield feels about it Trams. Nottingham works better and Manchester could not cope without their Trams. 

These programs are relatively cheap compared to 3rd runways

Mind you I support the 3rd Runway on the whole. Heathrow is a monster of a business and needs to grow to survive. Schiphol, Charles De Gualle and Frankfurt are all expanding and vying for superiority. To not recognise that Heathrow currently has the edge over the lot of them, it might not always be so if it is starved of investment.

But do not forget that relatively small investments in the North could lead to these areas improving their economic outlook.  

My final point is that Keynsian Theory argues that governments should spend when times are hard and pull back and tax when times are good. To even out the peaks and troughs in economic life so to speak.

What has been happening in the last 15 years is contraction. The governments in that time have sought to limit governmental spending as we borrow too much. But this sort of response is actually recessionary in a time of recession. 

Still what do I know            

The Garden Station to Rome and back in 365 days (Rome! And the heat goes on!)

Rome....The Heat Goes On!

This is the continuing tale of a couple's travails to modern Italy on the back of 2 episodes of an American sitcom.

As a recap - we tavelled, we checked in and we wandered. A kind of modern day version of Julius Caesar's supposed pronouncement of "I came, I saw I conquered!"

We were on a 2 day sojourn in Rome before leaving for our  main destination of Anguillara Sabazia.

On this day we had so far seen the Spanish Steps and Trevi Fountain and a church or two.

When you last left us my wife and I were enjoying a cold beverage (whilst various groups tried to sell us a selection of items for sale, such as collapsing condiment trays and other paraphanalia). We probably stayed there longer than most visitors. We deduced this because the sellers of tat started to make a second pass at us even though they were politely but firmly rebuffed he first time.

The heat.... forgot to mention it. By this time of the afternoon my wife felt that having her hair hanging around her face was too much in that heat. As we progressed down the Via delle Muratte we came upon a small market. Accompanying this was a "fringe" market of sellers that sold... well... knock offs quite frankly, and the odd living statue. Also a young lady was offering the passing trade a chance of enjoying cornrows being teased into their hair. Just the job, she (mywife) thought. Money was exchanged and I wondered off around the market whilst my dearest had a new, temporary hairdo. Quite striking it was too and looked pretty good. I felt happy for her as this would make the intense heat of Rome in August a bit more bearable. 

And it may have done just that. For what my beloved had not informed me of was the intense pain her scalp was in at that moment such was the tightness of the cornrows. Not quite facelift territory but close. She bore that pain stoically for about an hour. The tipping point came when the pain from hers scalp was so intense she craved just to feel the heat of the afternoon and not the the intense heat PLUS the axe that seemed to have been buried in her head. So the cornrows came out. To be fair we didn't mention the heat again for the rest of the day!

Time for the famed Italian ice cream. Which was alright. I know, I know, what a miserable git you must be thinking but I reckon good ice cream is available all over the place these days so much so that the Italian version just isn't so different. Come to Rome and make your own mind up!

Whilst consuming our semi frozen dessert we chanced upon a square with a church in the middle of it. Subsequent research tells me that the "church" was in fact The Pantheon. Had I done my research whilst in Rome we might of spent a bit more time there. We are from a place that also had an edifice built for or named after the Emperor Hadrian,

I shall pass over the next part of our afternoon quite quickly. We went to see the Vatican, you can't really come to Rome and not do this. There was no service today. Apparently Popes leave the city at this  time of year..... because of the heat! I managed to dissuade my wife from joining a tour of anything there. The queues were long and the so were the tours. Having seen and been in St Marks square I was as close as I cared to be to the Sistine Chapel and all that stuff

I was also disappointed by the rampant commercialism surrounding the Vatican. We were once again in need of refreshment and noted how much the address seems to hike the price. The toilet of the establishment was a disgrace and had the cheek to ask for a donation towards the cost of maintaining a facility that they obviously didn't spend on the upkeep of .

The beggars were a different class too. All the worst deformities were on show and I was put in mind of the Monty Python sketch"Alms for an ex leper" in Life of Brian.

 It was not chance that brought these poor souls to this area. Vatican bound apostles were very generous it would seem. I wondered in a disparaging way whether curing these people would rob them of their income?

Anyway. Homeward bound, we were tired and sweaty, really sweaty. 

Once back in our room the air conditioning had  obviously gone on holiday itself.  The room was slightly warmer than when we had left even though I had set the air con to "Antarctic". Being English, we persevered and showered and cleaned but after felt that we would be repeating this again before we set out for dinner. 

I wound my way down to the concierge. Again. The homily "buy cheap buy twice" in my mind. As soon as I mentioned the Air conditioning he began writing on a pad and handed me a set of directions. To  different hotel. The air conditioning was out all over the hotel and we would be re housed at no extra cost. This was nice but they waited for people to complain before taking action!  We packed and left. The next hotel was a rather plusher affair altogether. It might have been my imagination but I felt there were a lot of Russians there. Just saying. The room was a bit smaller but...... the air conditioning worked. It was only for one night anyway. 

Shower and change and out to dinner. We spied a restaurant earlier that looked like it was serving nice pizza, it was on the Via del Viminale, just behind the national museum of classical Roman art. I didn't take the name of the restaurant and the one I see on Google Earth may have changed hands etc.

The night was warm and humid. Perfect for alfresco dining. We strolled around the Termini station and made our way to the restaurant. 

Once seated and our order taken (vegetarian Pizza for my wife and I probably had a version of pepperoni) one of my wife's pet hates reared its ugly head. The wine arrived. There is an ettiquette around accepting the wine. The purpose in generally to make sure the wine has not "Corked" The problem is that teh chemical responsible is one of the strongest and bitterest chemicals known to man. It can taint wine with only the faintest suggestion of it's presence. 

So why does it fall to the man to taste the wine? The (not extensive) research I have done suggests it is for purely patriarchal reasons. This served to irritate all holiday. It was endemic to Italy it seemed. Men test the wine! 

Apart from this the meal as ok. My wife spotted a ruse that we had seen before in Rome where waiters bring food to the table that is not ordered. Fortunately for us this appeared only as Olives, oil and bread but tonight one table appered to have a whole course turn up. They were very quick to tell the waiter they would not be paying for it as it was not ordered at which point it became complimentary as per head waiter

With our tummies full we limped our way back to the hotel and our air conditioning.

And so ended our brief Roman excursion. 

Next time:

• Travel plans upset 
• how fast can a fully laden Opel Corsa actually travel?
• Anguillara Sebazia, was it worth the wait? (Spoiler alert - Yes it was!)

The Garden Station To Rome and Back in 365 days (ROME!)

ROME!

At last! We awoke in the eternal city of Rome!
It hadn't been the most comfortable of nights I had ever had.
The bed was fine. It hadn't been too noisy outside our window (No riot, major crime, collisions that sort of thing), but did I mention the heat? On our Honeymoon the previous year we had gone to Rhodes, the hotel had air conditioning and yet I was still too hot. Nothing to do with sunburn I shouldn't think!!

Still here we were in the one of the most famous world cities there is with thousands of years of history, the  good and mostly bad. There were only a few places on my hit list. I wanted to see the Coliseum. Throughout my life if a TV or film producer wanted a go to image to specify the action had moved to Rome there would be a 5 second image of the Coliseum with or without traffic and the capitalised word ROME at the bottom of the screen. If I was to take one image of this home it was to be THE Coliseum. 

Apart from that the Coliseum is a reflection of what Roman culture could be. The building of incredible edifices that would not be carried out for at least 1500 years in Europe but built to showcase the most carnal of Roman needs.

My wife was a little more read up on Rome than me and wanted to see the Spanish Steps and the Trevi fountain. And there was always Vatican City. 

All this awaited us from our sweaty slumber so we showered and  dressed and went to Breakfast. I love a holiday breakfast. Well I love food but IF you have booked a room with breakfast I intend to get my monies worth,

It was with some trepidation that I accompanied my spouse to the breakfast room. My first impressions of the hotel, what with the lift incident and the key snapping  in the lock were somewhat lukewarm. If the  breakfast was below par I really would be paying the price for NOT paying the price,

Happily the breakfast room was full of Germans. Not a sentence I thought I would say very often! However, the  presence of Germans at a hotel has, in my experience, meant that it is a worthy venue. As was the breakfast. There was a plentiful collection of sliced meats, cheeses, rolls, croissant, pastries etc.etc. Coffee too. Good coffee, although from a machine. I pretend to myself that if I pig out at breakfast I can go through till teatime. I would need feeding before then. I wanted to find out if ice cream in Italy is as good as they say!

Having obtained our monies worth we repaired back to our room and prepared ourselves for the day ahead. I have a silly hat - a trilby that I bought in Rhodes. It is now my holiday hat. I only wear it when out of the country. We slapped on sun cream checked our phones were charged and we set off into the hot Roman Sun. 

It was straight back to the Termini. We descended into the metro. We were to go 3 stops up the line to Fermini. Which was the best and closest stop to the Spanish Steps. I am not sure why they are so famous. I know they appear in romantic literature and films, and they are quite an impressive set of steps but still....

It was on these steps that we came across our first group of tourist feeders. Those people who make a living ripping off tourists. In our case he  thrust 3 roses into my wife's hands and then offered to take  few photos of us in various poses in the scenery. I was afraid this was all a ruse to steal my phone. Until I remembered that my phone was rubbish and he would be doing me a favour if he slung it into the river Po. He then charged me too many euros and we had been mugged for the first time. I kept my phone though.

We ascended the steps to the church at the top (Trinità dei Monti if Wikipedia serves me!). We were in Rome, the home of the Roman Catholic church, so we decided to go inside for a gander. However our access was barred by  burly gentleman who suggested we were improperly attired. Bare legs and arms were not allowed. We were directed to a box that contained bits of material until  the gentleman deemed us suitable. Then charged us 5 euros each to get in. We had been mugged for the second time. I made that up. The entrance fee that is. We were made to dress up like a pair of scarecrows and that was more respectable than shorts and vest! And I was off on one. Don't get me started on organised religions - just an oppurtunity to fleece you.  My wife though was having a moment and  I completely missed it so when she asked for 2 euros to light a candle I was less than charitable about Roman Catholic pricing policies. And I ruined her moment. Well serves me right for being such a cynic!

We emerged into the daylight from the cool of the church. Did I mention the heat? it was hot. Our next destination was the Trevi Fountain. All we knew was that it wasn't far away. Well in relative terms anyway. In the heat it might have seemed a million miles. Step forward our friend Google. Up came Google maps, we typed in the fountain and up popped a route, walking naturally, off we jolly well went.

The fountain was just where Google Maps said it was. The route we were set demonstrated that either we couldn't follow simple instructions or that Google does not know the  local topography as well as it thinks! I know which version I prefer.

The Fountain is a beautiful sight rightly made famous in the film "3 Coins In The  Fountain"

However I find that wherever I go as  a tourist I am confounded by - other tourists. The square was awash with them. And when did tourists prefer selfies to just taking pictures? My wife and I struggled to find a space to throw our coins what with these tourists not only getting their pictures of the fountain but also "artistically" composed pictures of themselves AND the fountain, in a variety of poses preferably.

We nourished ourselves emotionally around the fountain, coins thrown etc, and felt it was time to move on and "nourish" ourselves with ice cream. To this end we wandered off the square and followed the crowds down the narrow alley ways.

We wandered amongst the throng of tourists and sellers of tat and felt the heat of the midday sun bearing down on us. Did I mention how hot it was out there? As a result of this sudden recognition of thirst, we called in to a cafe and partook of some excellent (code for costly) chilled beverage of the lager variety!

It was not an unpleasant situation. Sunshine, company and inebriation. 
In the next issue...

• corncrows so tight .......
• The misogyny of wine tasting
• A hotel switch

The Garden Station to Rome and back in 365 days (ROME!)

Veni, Vedi, Vici

Words often attributed to one of the most famous of all Roman Emperors,  Julius Ceasar. Well supposedly anyway. I believe a rough translation is "I came, I saw, I conquered"

I would like to add this sentiment to our first sojourn into the Roman night, but I don't think it would be accurate. First off was the intense heat, even after the sun had dipped below the tallest buildings (no idea where the horizon was in reality), secondly Rome is like any other international tourist destination these days and there were always a plethora of itinerant Hawkers selling all manner of pointless goods. Although the one that caught my eye was a collapsible condiment tray. 

We just decided to gently investigate the local area and see if we could spy a suitable place for our first meal in Italy. Around Rome Termini there are plenty of options it transpired. This was also where the largest collection of hotels were centered so restaurants also followed.

We first had to make a visit to see the lovely dog that seemed to spend the night on the flanks of Termini station. It was a friendly dog and it's owner was indulgent so we were able to say a big North East hello. 

In front of the Termini is a bus interchange along with a small market area. On either side of the station run two streets and these contain a range of hotels and restaurants, behind these streets lies a grid of streets all lined with restaurants, hotels and shops. Just about every taste is catered for. Having not been to Italy before we really wanted to sample Authentic Italian Cuisine. After some tramping around the lanes to find a flavour of the local environment we plumped for a restaurant just around the corner from our hotel. I will be honest here. I dont recall the actual restaurent we visited however the Antica Taverna Alba on Via Milazzo looks like the one we went to and is in roughly the right place. So lets say that was it.

Our first Restaurant of the holiday!

We sat out side in the warm Roman night. Very warm Roman night! Did I mention the heat already? 

My wife had recently made the decision to become vegetarian, we were unsure if the Continental attitude to life would stretch to accomodate vegetarianism but we needn't have worried. 

For her main course my wife selected a vegetarian lasagne and subsequently rated it as one of the best meals she had on the entire holiday. I forget what I ordered. Not very good travelogue material but there you are. I write this at some distance in terms of time. I think I chose a pasta dish as not only do I like pasta but I really wanted to see how the authors of the food stuff are prepared to eat it. I tend to overcook it,  smother it in a jar of prepared sauce from the supermarket and then heavily cover in grated cheddar. It is not, I discovered, the way a Roman would eat it. Their way is much better. The pasta is a little firmer and a lot more than a supermarket jar went into the sauce. I think I had something like Alfredo or it may have been Carbonara.

We drank well chilled white wine and ate a gentle pace. As we settled the bill we realised the restaurant had packed up the rest of the outside dining area and we were the last to leave. This would be a theme for me. I think Italians dine earlier if they dine alfresco. Just seemed everywhere packed up around us. It did not spoil our enjoyment and not withstanding that they tidied up around us we were not in slightest encouraged to move or eat faster. They were perfect hosts.

One reason for a close location to the hotel was that after indulging ourselves in Roman cuisine and viniculture we would only have a few steps to waddle back to the comfort of our air conditioned bedroom.

Did I just say air conditioned? Hmm... well it was like this...

We got the first bit right but I would say that the airconditioning was almost, but not quite entirely switched off when we arrived back in our room. Being strangers in a strange land we assumed this was as good as it got. We did get comfortable, sort of, but both suffered a heat and food fuelled uncomfortable doze all night long.

the Garden Station to Rome and back in 365 days (Arrival)

"But that's the glory of foreign travel, as far as I am concerned. I don't want to know what people are talking about. I can't think of anything that excites a greater sense of childlike wonder than to be in a country where you are ignorant of almost everything. Suddenly you are five years old again. You can't read anything, you have only the most rudimentary sense of how things work, you can't even reliably cross a street without endangering your life. Your whole existence becomes a series of interesting guesses.”

― Bill Bryson, Neither Here nor There: Travels in Europe

Nothing fits arriving in Rome for the first time like this quote!

Until We were on the ground I didn't realise they were landing aircraft on 2 runways and sending aircraft out on a third, situated at the bottom of the other 2. A particularly Italian design solution. I had seen an American Airlines 777 off in the distance that seemed to be following our trajectory only some distance away. I assumed everyone knew what they were doing but I have a particularly low opinion of Italian competence it would seem that I couldn't be sure. American pilots have previously landed at the wrong airport because Europe all looks the same to them.

Despite my fears surrounding Italian ATC we rolled up to our gate with no hitches. We never fight to get off a flight, something always seems to catch us on the way out so we just take a deep breath and gird our loins for the circus that is passport control/luggage reclaim.

First impressions of Rome Fiumicino (Leonardo Da Vinci - name droppers) were good. Modern airport etc. Passport control was automated and worked fine. So my preconceptions were just that. A tense wait for luggage - you never know if it has made! And then we moved into the throng. We were spotted immediately as travellers in need of transport. Taxi company reps hounded us all the way to the steps of the rail way station.

I watched a You tube just like this one below back in the UK. The train rolls up right into the middle of the airport and I would say it was pretty much the best way to get there so long as your start or destination are close to Termini Station. Which ours was because I booked it that way!

The Train was comfortable with plenty of space for luggage and was a smooth ride. So much so that after the excitement of the flights it was the first chance to unwind and sure enough we both dozed off and failed to see the outskirts of Rome pass by our window

Rome Termini is a pleasant enough experience, as far as mainline train stations go. The train stops quite a long distance from the exit for some reason. The mainline trains pull up to main gates just like you would see at Waterloo station. However the Rome airport express ends up on a platform a good trains length further back so you have a bit of a trek with your luggage just to join the main concourse. 

The main concourse was busy but not over crowded. Lined with shops and coffee outlets 

a picture paints a thousand words

   I think I mentioned I had booked a hotel as close (and possibly as cheap) as I could get to the station. It was situated pretty much at  the exit you can see in the photo. 

So we strolled through the terminus, recently voted top ten in Europe, until we hit the outside world, the heat and the crowds and worked out how to get across the road to our hotel. The hotel Siracusa. The website given will show you a picture of the entrance lobby. It was just as that when we arrived but with a fella at the desk. 

We had braved the road outside, Italians DO rely on other peoples brakes! The heat was growing but we stepped into air conditioned comfort and, as the door swung shut behind us, surprising serenity from the noise outside. The concierge greeted us politely and dealt with our arrival swiftly and efficiently. A surprise to us was an 8 euro room tax applied every night spent in a hotel but seemingly only charged on or after the actual night. I wondered why it couldn't be charged up front but my Italian was not up to enquiring. Mind you my use of Italian barely stretched beyond "Hello" so I was doomed to stay in the dark on this score.

We were handed our keys and staggered to the lift. After calling the lift I was somewhat surprised when the doors opened and my wife frowned as if puzzled, upon which the doors closed. Quick as a flash I called the  lift again and once again the doors opened. This time I discovered the reason for my wife's concern -  someone (The same person my wife must have spyed) was in the lift and that person quickly tried to send the lift upwards. Again.

What was this? Did Romans not actually allow the use of the lift? The lift got away from us this time, so we called it again and decided on tactics. We would rush the doors! I was to throw my suitcase (the biggest) in and my wife was going to follow up by rushing into the lift and gain control of the lift buttons whilst the occupant was pinned to the opposite wall by my suitcase. 

The doors opened but no SAS entry tactics were necessary as it was now empty. We progressed in mildly perplexed silence and then hunted down our room. The hotel appeared to stretch over the top of many business on the street and our room was over the furthest of them it seemed. On arrival of the specified door I placed the key in the keyhole and turned it. The piece of key I was holding turned pleasingly but  the rest of the key did not and soon our key was in two pieces with one half resolutely stuck in the keyhole and the other in my hand. 

This was definitely a first. At that precise moment I was wondering whether booking in haste whilst on a bus (and selecting cheapness) really had been a good idea. A jog down to the concierge (not risking a lift ride - Mk1 staircase) and back eventually delivered some sort of locksmith. Entry was gained and the errant key was extracted using a substantial pair of pliers. 

The room was pleasant enough and with some relief we settled in for a couple of nights. The view from our window was adjacent to the flanks off the Termini station. It was also where the local homeless appeared to gather. One of whom appeared to own a large and friendly dog. This dog became the object of my Wife's attention and we were duty bound to go and say hello to it later in the evening. 

It was late afternoon by this time so we decided to rest up before venturing out for dinner

This, for me was the start of the holiday. There are too many twists and turns involved in travel for me to properly enjoy journeys of this nature. When you are in charge of other peoples happiness there is a certain amount of strain involved. Now that the flying was over my wife could also relax and start to enjoy the scenery.